I had a few hours to spare last Wednesday morning, so I went to the Sally Army church next door and offered to help with their coffee morning.

I got on those latex gloves and was carrying food around. This guy, obvious learning problems, smiles and says in a wicked way, "what you gonna do with them gloves"
I smile back and say, "If you don't shut up I'll show you"

Joke over.

Then the vicar comes over, heard what we had said and says to this man, "She'll make your flagpole stand on end"

Oh please.

Very funny!!! NOT!!!

Then he says "She's good at massage, if you want she'll massage your flagpole"

So, not only does the local Sally Army captian offer a good religious chat on a Sunday, but he's now offering to work as my pimp?

No thanks, I can find my own punters if that's what I wanted.

Now, I can't do anything about my local perv, since I've not mentioned that he's also my landlord. I know of others who've come up against him and have lost their flats, and personally, I can't afford to rent anywhere else so am a bit stuck.

But Maybe you can show him up. Phone your local Salvation Army and point them to this blog, let the world know that we don't tolerate pervs prancing around as caring religious people.

Ok, maybe a bit too optimistic, well, ok. Just have a laugh at my expense.